Waffle TimeSugar and eggs together in a bowl
whip 'em stiff is what I've been told
Add some flour and a pint of milk
make the mixture smooth as silk
Oh my God I forgot one thing
it doesn't matter when you play bass like Sting
But you better give me some
vanilla powder and cardamom
It's time for party
It's waffle time
Grab a waffle heartey
Fill it with prim(e)
Obst und GemüseLes bananes sont bonnes
Parce qu'ils ne me donnent pas le mycète
La marque d'ananas m'haut
Juste il ne porte pas le feves
Même si concombre a l'air d'un pénis
Le sentir le goût de semblable à une guirlande de rosier
Sans les haricots
Je ne peux pas condamner à une amende une chute
Bananas sind gut
gibt mich keine Pilze
Ananas macht mir hoch
nur er keinen Schlüpfer trägt
Obwohl das Gurke gleicht ein Schwans
schmeckt es wie ein Rosenkranz
Ohne Spargelbohne
habe ich keinen punchline
Obst und Gemüse
obwohl wir sind gelb und rot
Obst und Gemüse
essen wir das gleichen Brot
Obst und Gemüse
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Obst und Gemüse
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Banany sa dobre
poniewaz oni nie daja me grzybow
Ananasy tworza moja wysoki
tylko oni nie nosca majtek
Dlugopis to nie inna rzecz
to smakuje jak otoczenie rozami
Bez francuskiej fasoli
nie moge bla bla bla punchline
Obst und Gemüse
obwohl wir sind gelb und rot
Obst und Gemüse
essen wir das gleichen Brot
Obst und Gemüse
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Obst und Gemüse
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Mowing the LawnWalking past the whirling knives
have to be done before the housewife arrives
Eating through the wall of green
traces in the garden show where I have been
Mow mow mowing the lawn
law law lawing the mown in the garden
Mow mow mowing the lawn
I ran over your tulips - beg your pardon
Bang I hit an apple tree
the damages I do are pulled of my fee
I'm finished when the motor choke
the housewife will give me some ice cream and coke
Dan Børge sitt HårHva er det som lusker i Dan Børge sitt hår?
Er det en skunk eller er det en mår?
Hva er det som ut til alle kanter står?
Jo, det er selveste Dan Børge sitt hår.
Det er mye rart i Dan Børge sitt hår
En misjonær gikk seg vill der i fire-fem år
Har du mista en sleiv eller et lammelår
Kan det være lurt å sjekke Ban Børge sitt hår
Håret til Dan Børge har ingen grenser
Det håret er nok til en middels stor genser
I håret hans fant jeg en vaffelrøre
Hva i helvete hadde den der å gjøre?
Det er mye rart...
Er dette sant kan du saktens spørre
Er det mulig for sveiser å bli noe større
Jeg skal si deg det min venn, det er klart at det går
Bare ta en titt på Dan Børge sitt hår
Det er mye rart...
Kaugummi und ScheissereiKaugummi mit Tutti-Frutti
rosa, nass und ecklich sagt die Mutti
Mit Kaugummi kaue ich mich frei
aber Kaugummi gibt mich Schesserei!
Aus dem Po
kam ein riesen Roh
Was für ein Geruch
Niemand luch!
Scheisserei mit Tutti-Frutti
braun, nass und ecklich sagt die Mutti
Mit scheisserei scheisse ich mich frei
aber scheisserei kommen aus der Zwei!
Aus dem Po
kam ein riesen Roh
Was für ein Geruch
Niemand luch!
Time BombMy mother sitting on a time bomb
what can I do to take her off of it
My teacher sitting on the same bomb
What can I do to take her off of it
Well I don’t know
And I don’t care
Cause we’re gonna die anyway
die anyway
die anyway
die anyway
My sister sitting on a football
what can I do to take her off of it
My sister sitting on a baseball
What can I do to take her off of it
The Pizza BalladSat in my favourite chair
drank my favourite beer
my sis came in the place
with a pizza that smelled of
Had my fork and knife
wished she was my wife
the pizza looked so good
pizza is my favourite food
Pizza without Olive, Beans and Corn
and a good TV night, with real hardcore porn
Pizza with Peas, Mushroom and tuner
Taste so bad I rather listen to the crooner
I took a bite of this thing
Crushed a pineapple, wanted to sing
what the fucking hell?
Was that a piece with bloody smell
It was the start of the nightmare
a pizza with everything I did fear
Under the cheese it was swede
my eyes very blurring I couldn’t breed
Pizza without Olive, Beans and Corn...
I threw the pizza
down to pizza store, willing to pay
They had a pizza that was rough
it was a calzone filet with snuff
Pizza without Olive, Beans and Corn
Giant CigarThis ain't a fugue
nor a story 'bout Darby and Joan
I'm lackadaisical
sitting on an easel 'till the morning yawn
Wha a morass
Mr. Tory is shiny and white
It's so laxative
Resting in the hands of the pottery sprite
I'm giving birth to a giant cigar
and I don't know who's its Maa
I feel like being in a cul-de-sac
With Mr. Tory there is no way back
This boy is huge
and it has the shape of a cone
My face is red
compared to this poo I'm a leprechaun
My body mass
is decreasing to extra light
Come on over
you won't believe the size of this shite
The BoxEverything you ever wanted
is in this box
A new green sweater
and a new pair of socks
Why won't you open it
can't you open it
no you can't open it
'Cause you have no arms
you have no legs
You havn't got the ability
you can't even have sex
Sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex
etc.
SuperMouseIn a blue tricot and a big red cloak
is it a SuperMouse?
A rodent appeared in a cloud of smoke
That's a SuperMouse
Like my niese It wasn’t lookin’ for cheese
in my house
yeah the SuperMOuse
Oh it's more than a little concernt you see
'cause this mouse is made by gentechnology
A scientist-man had modded some genes
in the SuperMouse
This mouse makes people pee in their jeans
yeah the SuperMouse
The darn little rodent never made retreat
his diet was changed from dairy to meat
trick or treat
It didn’t know the difference of wrong and right
That's our SuperMouse
it could only be defeated by cryptonite
o-awo SuperMouse
But SuperMouse would be away tomorrow
this mouse had a lover in Middlesborough
Middlesborough
The only harm it did
Was to slaughter and eat this poor lazy kid
named Grassmoe
Album number two.
